guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
My 8 year old brother: Look sis! I finally beat this level on my game!
3 year old sister: Can you please just be quiet? I don't care about your game I HAVE TO PEEEEEE!
If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can...– Unknown (via psych-facts)
Been a long time since I had a total dork out...
TURN UP THE MUSIC AND LET THE SPASTIC DANCING BEGIN!!!
What its like to have your period:
pikapikafuck: OH THE ACCURACY
Back from cheer camp!!!
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt